Friday, October 30, 2026

I Defeated the Guide Angel and I Became a Necromancer - Chapter 79

 Chapter 79: Reactions on the Bulletin Board - 5


◆ Meltis General Bulletin Board Thread 5137 ◆


1099 Anonymous Adventurer

"Middle Dragon Defeat Time - 1st Place: 7 seconds"

"Middle Dragon Defeat Time - 2nd Place: 15 seconds"

"Middle Dragon Defeat Time - 3rd Place: 23 seconds"


Seconds... seconds...? I seriously don’t get it.


1100 Anonymous Adventurer

It took my party 5 minutes though...


1101 Anonymous Adventurer

This is the power of the top ranks for you.


1102 Anonymous Adventurer

But the first place party has way too many NPCs, lol.


1103 Anonymous Adventurer

No matter how you look at it, it’s gotta be because of those mechanical wings and machine gun that Rena’s equipped with, lol.


1104 Anonymous Adventurer

The machine gun seriously cracks me up.


1105 Anonymous Adventurer

It’s breaking the whole setting, lol.


1106 Anonymous Adventurer

What were you all looking at when you saw Grimhilde? She’s got two submachine guns hanging from her waist, right?


1107 Anonymous Adventurer

Napping's Party is insane, dealing 11M to the Violent Dragon Emperor Dragon... isn't the defeat near?


1108 Anonymous Adventurer

Because 10M is considered great...


1109 Anonymous Adventurer

Great at 10M is seriously crazy, it’s beyond funny.


1110 Anonymous Adventurer

What are we even supposed to do about that opening breath attack? Since the Super Red Dragon became a permanent event, you can get rewards once a week (even if you fail as many times as you want), so we thought we could just keep retrying and figure out a strategy to beat it, but that instant-death breath at the start is just too much.


1111 Anonymous Adventurer

Breaking news! The Altra party has been kicked off the Violent Dragon Emperor ranking and missed the rewards! LOL


1112 Anonymous Adventurer

No way, seriously?


1113 Anonymous Adventurer

LOL


1114 Anonymous Adventurer

"Violent Dragon Emperor Defeat Time: 3 minutes 22 seconds"

"Violent Dragon Emperor Damage Ranking - 1st: 11,475,119 damage"

"Violent Dragon Emperor Damage Ranking - 2nd: 1,779,462 damage"


1st Place: [Perseus], [07XB785Y], [Rinne], [NPC Donta], [NPC Aurelia], [NPC Frioniel], [NPC Princess Chiyo]


1115 Anonymous Adventurer

Altra-kun, you’re done for! LOL


1116 Anonymous Adventurer

How is he going to explain this to the fans who came to watch his stream? LOL


1117 Anonymous Adventurer

“There are only noobs who can’t even deal 1 damage, so no one’s going to surpass my record of 14 damage!” (confident)


1118 Anonymous Adventurer

“No one” (3 minutes 22 seconds)


1119 Anonymous Adventurer

“No one” (11,475,119 damage)


1120 Anonymous Adventurer

“No one” (1,779,462 damage)


1121 Anonymous Adventurer

“No one” (Altra out of the rankings)


1122 Anonymous Adventurer

You guys, LOL!


1123 Anonymous Adventurer

To celebrate Altra-kun’s glorious defeat, I’m going to feast on dragon meat and ice-cold beer!


1124 Anonymous Adventurer

The hate towards Altra, who almost got a ranking reward with just 14 damage, from the people here is insane! LOL


1125 Anonymous Adventurer

But forget that, someone actually managed to beat the boss! LOL


1126 Anonymous Adventurer

Even if you manage to survive the breath attack by gritting your teeth, what do you do next? The Explosion Flame Hammer will just one-shot you again, right?


1127 Anonymous Adventurer

It’s probably not an instant death...


1128 Anonymous Adventurer

There’s a theory that Perseus is getting through it with some kind of mystery barrier.


1129 Anonymous Adventurer

Perseus: Elemental Sword type

Rena: Unknown, maybe Gunner type?

Rinne: Beast Tamer type

Donta: Doggo (Martial Artist type)

Aurelia: Witch type speaking in mysterious language

Frioniel: Guardian type

Princess Chiyo: Valkyrie (lol)


And they even managed to defeat it with one person down... Can you really take it down like that? How are they doing it, seriously?


1130 Anonymous Adventurer

Isn’t this just cheating?


1131 Anonymous Adventurer

Why don’t you try cheating yourself, then?


1132 Anonymous Adventurer

Look up "Meltis cheats" and see what you get. The detection accuracy for external tools is insane, they’ll investigate immediately.


1133 Anonymous Adventurer

Don’t you know? The average survival time of a cheater is 0.3 seconds.


1134 Anonymous Adventurer

There are always those people who scream "cheat, cheat" just because they can't do it themselves.


1135 Anonymous Adventurer

If you think about it properly:

Frioniel takes the initial hit,

Then, what do they do about the next Flame Hammer...?


1136 Anonymous Adventurer

Think it through properly! LOL


1137 Anonymous Adventurer

1129 This party has been together from the Middle Dragon to the Violent Dragon Emperor, so they probably have insanely high firepower. It’s all about striking first, isn't it?


1138 Anonymous Adventurer

Is the real problem that we’re falling behind instead of attacking first?


1139 Anonymous Adventurer

There’s obviously more than one solution, and there must be other party combinations besides this one.


1140 Anonymous Adventurer

If there's a joke class in the group and they still manage to win with one member down, doesn’t that mean you can effectively clear it with six people?


1141 Anonymous Adventurer

We’re probably just under-leveled for this, aren’t we?


1142 Anonymous Adventurer

There’s also the possibility that the quality of their equipment is on a whole different level.


1143 Anonymous Adventurer

Where are they getting their gear from, anyway?


1144 Anonymous Adventurer

I often see those three going deep into the eastern area of the coast; maybe there’s something over there?


1145 Anonymous Adventurer

>>1144 That’s probably it.


1146 Anonymous Adventurer

So you knew about that all along and kept quiet? If you were curious, why not just go check it out? LOL


1147 Anonymous Adventurer

Wait, does the perverted DP also go into Dreamscape Utopia?


1148 Anonymous Adventurer

The two close to the perverted DP, along with the four muscle guys they got friendly with on-site, and the ogre servant, are all part of Dreamscape Utopia.


1149 Anonymous Adventurer

It’s a completely natural phenomenon for strong people to gather around other strong people.


1150 Anonymous Adventurer

So, what about our friend Altra...?


1151 Anonymous Adventurer

LOL


1152 Anonymous Adventurer

Seriously, stop it! The 14-damage guy is gonna cry.


1153 Anonymous Adventurer

There are only weaklings who can’t even deal 1 damage, so there’s no one who can surpass the record of 14 damage. (Serious face)


1154 Anonymous Adventurer

That stream was seriously a legendary episode! LOL


1155 Anonymous Adventurer

Is the archive still up?


1156 Anonymous Adventurer

LOL, it’s totally still there!


1157 Anonymous Adventurer

LOL


1158 Anonymous Adventurer

LMAO


1159 Anonymous Adventurer

LMAO


1160 Anonymous Adventurer

LMAO


1161 Anonymous Adventurer

LMAO


1162 Anonymous Adventurer

LMAO


1163 Anonymous Adventurer

1162 LOL


1164 Anonymous Adventurer

Is this the Great Prairie Forum?


1165 Anonymous Adventurer

He was so cocky about dealing 14 damage... LOL


1166 Anonymous Adventurer

He’s a jester, but he’s a fantastic entertainer.


1167 Anonymous Adventurer

After attracting attention as a malicious player on the verge of being a total PK, he flaunted it in the stream, set up a flag, and then collected it in a grand way. What a marketing tactic!


1168 Anonymous Adventurer

It’s a kind of controversy marketing, isn’t it?


1169◆Hakkusu


Hakkusu here! The Large, Great, and Super Red Dragon subjugation battles have been permanently implemented! You can challenge them in the memorial dungeon at the abandoned graveyard located just before entering the marsh to the north-northwest of Lorelei!


Here’s some valuable information! The Red Dragon is weak against water attributes, but if you deal a lot of water damage multiple times, it will become unable to act due to hypothermia!


Moreover, it starts in an enraged state. If you take advantage of this and provoke it further, it will enter a frenzied state, increasing its attack power while decreasing its defense!


If you hit the dragon in its frenzied state with water attribute attacks, you can deal massive damage! Once it’s groggy, just keep hitting it until it dies!


1170 Anonymous Adventurer

I’m so tired of Altra’s controversy marketing.


1171 Anonymous Adventurer

>>1169 Whooooa Hakkuchan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


1172 Anonymous Adventurer

As expected of Hakkun, he generously shares the cutting-edge information!


1173 Anonymous Adventurer

Hakkun is seriously the best...


1174 Anonymous Adventurer

Is this information safe to share?


1175 Anonymous Adventurer

I can’t thank you enough, Hakkun!


1176 Anonymous Adventurer

So water attribute, which doesn’t affect immortals and is halved against angels, is going to shine in this fight!?


1177 Anonymous Adventurer

Water wizards are gonna be thrilled!


1178 Anonymous Adventurer

Water Elemental Sorcerers: Clatter!


1179 Anonymous Adventurer

Water Elemental Spirits: Clatter!


1180 Anonymous Adventurer

Demon Swordsman & Valkyrie: Ready!


1181 Anonymous Adventurer

>>1180 You guys just sit back!


1182 Anonymous Adventurer

>>1169 Once it’s groggy, you just keep hitting it until it dies!


1183 Anonymous Adventurer

Don't say it so easily...


1184 Anonymous Adventurer

But with this, don’t you think a breakthrough is in sight for Middle to Large?


1185 Anonymous Adventurer

Middle: EASY

Large: NORMAL

Great: Hard

Super: Very Hard

Drake: HELL

That seems like the difficulty levels!


1186 Anonymous Adventurer

Rage is seriously carrying a huge sword, huh? LOL


1187 Hakkun

This is information that I've confirmed with the members, so it's okay to share! I want you to see it for yourselves!


1188 Anonymous Adventurer

I'll definitely check it out!


1189 Anonymous Adventurer

I’ll be sure to check it out!


1190 Anonymous Adventurer

By the way, wasn't Hakkun's cannon the one that was sold at the Gold Auction? Who did you buy it from!?


1191 Anonymous Adventurer

The red dragon katana looks awesome... But isn't it just a joke class for the Demon Swordsman? No way I can use it!


1192 Anonymous Adventurer

Here’s what’s great about the Demon Swordsman!

Can use katanas

Can also use naginatas

Here’s what’s bad about the Demon Swordsman!

Cannot equip a shield (using one drastically reduces attack power)

Seriously lacks damage output

No attack skills at level 40

Can only swing regular attacks

Wearing a mask boosts stats, but only by 1.5 times, which is negligible

Also, it reduces HP

No class-specific points

Can’t be included in parties; it’s tough

It's seriously a burden...


1193 Anonymous Adventurer

A burden, it is weak...


1194 Anonymous Adventurer

Why not just steal a weapon from Rage? LOL Just PK him!


1195 Anonymous Adventurer

Since you just said you locked it with a name card, it's impossible.


1196 Anonymous Adventurer

Tch...


1197 Anonymous Adventurer

I really wanted that cannon, for real.


1198 Anonymous Adventurer

Should I go test out Hakkun’s info?


1199 Anonymous Adventurer

By the way, the third place in Middle is solo.


1200 Anonymous Adventurer

It is that weak, that Demon Swordsman who uses a naginata.


1201 Anonymous Adventurer

It’s just that the naginata is strong.


1202 Anonymous Adventurer

The naginata doesn’t deal more damage than a sword or katana, though! LOL


1203 Anonymous Adventurer

But he’s soloing it, you know.


1204 Anonymous Adventurer

Is this a case of information warfare?


1205 Anonymous Adventurer

Nah, there's no way that's it. There have been reports that even at level 60, there are no attack skills.


1206 Anonymous Adventurer

Is the Demon Swordsman an endgame class or something?


1207 Anonymous Adventurer

The Demon Swordsman probably can’t do anything until they surpass level 70, huh? They’ll have to leech off their friends.


1208 Anonymous Adventurer

Is it a princess job or what?


1209 Anonymous Adventurer

Breaking news: A dungeon has been discovered east of the coast of Lorelei. The Dreamscape Utopia has already been found, discovered by the nap-loving Eris Margaret. It's already cleared.


1210 Anonymous Adventurer

Whaat!?


1211 Anonymous Adventurer

Look, it was there~~~


1212 Anonymous Adventurer

Is this the place that the Dreamscape Utopia was monopolizing? LOL Now we can close the gap! LOL


1213 Anonymous Adventurer

It’s the moment when the secrets of the Dreamscape Utopia are exposed, huh? LOL


1214 Anonymous Adventurer

That guild’s reign of dominance is over! LOL


1215 Anonymous Adventurer

Sucks to be them! LOL


1216 Anonymous Adventurer

Serves them right!!! LOL


217 Anonymous Adventurer

(Recommended level 40+)


1218 Anonymous Adventurer

Disbanding.


1219 Anonymous Adventurer

Okay.


1220 Anonymous Adventurer

The anti-Dreamscape Utopia crowd got instantly deflated, LOL.


1221 Anonymous Adventurer

You said the secret was exposed, but it turned out to be a weak dungeon. How does that feel? LOL Hey, how does that feel? LOL???!?


1222 Anonymous Adventurer

[Ocean Abyss Dungeon Interior 1.jpg]

[Ocean Abyss Dungeon Interior 2.jpg]

[Ocean Abyss Dungeon Interior 3.jpg]


1223 Anonymous Adventurer

Oh, it’s so beautiful…


1224 Anonymous Adventurer

It's like a stroll underwater.


1225 Anonymous Adventurer

Wow, it's really gorgeous!


1226 Anonymous Adventurer

Aren't you just going to see this every day?


1227 Anonymous Adventurer

Yeah, we’re just going to see this…


1228 Anonymous Adventurer

Wow, it’s super beautiful...


1229 Anonymous Adventurer

Are you okay with breathing?


1230 Anonymous Adventurer

I can breathe. I can't swim, but the monsters swim towards you—it’s a ridiculous setup. They come from all directions, it’s like a forced monster house.


1231 Anonymous Adventurer

So while you're thinking, "Wow, it’s beautiful," you end up getting wrecked, huh?


1232 Anonymous Adventurer

Breaking news: the experience points are really bad.

[Battle Log]


1233 Anonymous Adventurer

Ah, well...


1234 Anonymous Adventurer

It turns out we're here for sightseeing, not for experience points.


1235 Anonymous Adventurer

Charge, Eel-san!


1236 Anonymous Adventurer

Charge, Eel-san! LOL


1237 Anonymous Adventurer

What does “Charge, Eel-san!” even mean? LOL


1238 Anonymous Adventurer

All the monster names here are so cute! LOL


1239 Anonymous Adventurer

But they look really fierce, though...


1240 Anonymous Adventurer

I kinda want to go check it out.


1241 Anonymous Adventurer

Hurry up with the next floor!


1242 Anonymous Adventurer

Come on. Dash, dash!


1243 Anonymous Adventurer

Wait, I'm looking for the portal to the second floor.


1244 Anonymous Adventurer

It’s a sightseeing dungeon—I'm looking forward to it!


1245 Anonymous Adventurer

But it seems like a monster house, though! LOL


1246 Anonymous Adventurer

I wonder how many layers there are.


1247 Anonymous Adventurer

“The Slaughterer (Lv. 99) has detected high-speed movement and has appeared.”

“The Slaughterer (Lv. 99) activated [Screw Attack], and ◆◆◆◆◆ (Lv. 67) took a total of 881,228 damage and died.”

“[Poison Bomb] has been activated.”

“You dealt 1 damage to The Slaughterer (Lv. 99). The poison effect was ineffective.”

“The Slaughterer (Lv. 99) activated [Genocide Strike], and took a total of 993,449 damage, resulting in death. Experience points decreased by 3%.”


I ran and a terrifying one showed up and I died.


1248 Anonymous Adventurer

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?!?


1249 Anonymous Adventurer

LOL!


1250 Anonymous Adventurer

Someone from the Dreamscape Utopia guild must have died, for sure! LOL


1251 Anonymous Adventurer

Oh man...


1252 Anonymous Adventurer

1 damage... LOL


1253 Anonymous Adventurer

This seems like a monster you shouldn't encounter... LOL


1254 Anonymous Adventurer

So if you run, it's over, and if you provoke it, you die instantly, huh?


1255 Anonymous Adventurer

It has a chill name, but its attacks are not chill at all!


1256 Anonymous Adventurer

Ugh...


1257 Anonymous Adventurer

So we have to go all the way to the lowest level without running? This dungeon is brutal.


1258 Anonymous Adventurer

It's tough that we can't run...


1259 Anonymous Adventurer

I didn't know there were monsters with such special spawn conditions.


1260 Anonymous Adventurer

Ugh... I want to go, but I also don't want to...


1261 Anonymous Adventurer

It really sucks that we lose experience points like that.


1262 Anonymous Adventurer

This is bad...


1263 Anonymous Adventurer

Well, maybe I should try going without running next time...? I hope nothing else triggers and shows up...


1264 Anonymous Adventurer

This dungeon is way more brutal than you'd imagine from its beauty and the chill names of its monsters, LOL.


1265 Anonymous Adventurer

Honestly, I kind of want to go, LOL. The dragon hunting is probably almost done, right? Just a few left in the middle?


1266 Anonymous Adventurer

If the party struggling in the middle gets wiped out, someone will have to take it down, or the party there will finish it off.


1267 Anonymous Adventurer

It didn't last until 8 PM, but I appreciate that they're keeping it as a regular dungeon and making it a weekly content.


1268 Anonymous Adventurer

You can imagine what would happen if players from the Meltis side got too close to the Demon Realm.


1269 Anonymous Adventurer

On the Meltis side, players have a white wing icon next to their names, LOL.


1270 Anonymous Adventurer

Ah (understood).


1271 Anonymous Adventurer

I do think they should be allowed to play, though, LOL.


1272 Anonymous Adventurer

Dungeons that spawn out in the field turn into battle zones, huh... LOL.


1273 Anonymous Adventurer

You just have to wait for your chance to go in.


1274 Anonymous Adventurer

Can't you just change channels?


1275 Anonymous Adventurer

That’s it.


1276 Anonymous Adventurer

I switched channels and it was completely empty, so I just went in.


1277 Anonymous Adventurer

Whoa, okay, LOL!


1278 Anonymous Adventurer

Glad you managed to avoid the mean players!


1279 Anonymous Adventurer

I'm happy for you!


1280 Anonymous Adventurer

Oh, the middle party got wiped out too.


1281 Anonymous Adventurer

All dragon hunting dungeons are now unlocked—woohoo!


1282 Anonymous Adventurer

Alright, let's go to the middle!


1283 Anonymous Adventurer

First, the middle is literally the gateway to the dragon!


1284 Anonymous Adventurer

>>1283 Are you trying to sound clever? You’re good at this...


1285 Anonymous Adventurer

Saying that the dragon hunt is the gateway is clever!


1286 Anonymous Adventurer

There hasn’t been a clear monster hunt like this before, so this is really fun!


1287 Anonymous Adventurer

Some people are starting to clear the last church quest, and since the next one is in the Ice Palace, it’s a bit too much of a leap, so this helps a lot!


1288 Anonymous Adventurer

It's only once a week, but if this were every day, it would get tiresome, so I’m glad.


1289 Anonymous Adventurer

In a hunt, you get experience points, but the treasure chest after defeating the boss has been reduced to one, and it’s a four-choice option.


1290 Anonymous Adventurer

Well, it can't be helped...


1291 Anonymous Adventurer

Is the experience point amount the same?


1292 Anonymous Adventurer

It's the same. You get the same amount as in emergencies.


1293 Anonymous Adventurer

I’m relieved—I've been bummed out that I can’t participate at night, but I'm looking forward to going to hunt dragons too!


1294 Anonymous Adventurer

I don’t mind the system that considers players who couldn’t participate; I actually like it.


1295 Anonymous Adventurer

Bad news: Dragon has an entry level restriction of 75 or higher.


1296 Anonymous Adventurer

Ugh...


1297 Anonymous Adventurer

Well, it can’t be helped. It’s a benchmark indicating that if you haven't reached that point, you won't be able to handle it.


1298 Anonymous Adventurer

Even at level 75, you probably won't stand a chance…


1299 Anonymous Adventurer

Looking for a party. We'll go in order from Middle.

57 Dark Priest (me)

58 Elemental Swordman (friend)

Recruiting 6 more.


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